Oh, hi Todd. Yeah, I've seen your wife and kids. They were in my yard, despite the clear "No Trespassing" sign, so I stuck them in my basement. What? Of course I can't let them out! What if they step in my yard again?
You know, Todd, I'm not sure your family is there any more anyway. My basement is only so big, you know, so I may have shipped them to some other basements. Keep them together? What purpose would that have served?