Oh, hi Todd. Yeah, I've seen your wife and kids. They were in my yard, despite the clear "No Trespassing" sign, so I stuck them in my basement. What? Of course I can't let them out! What if they step in my yard again?
I don't have a problem with people in my yard, Todd, just people who don't ask permission. Those people are vermin by definition. You're really better off getting a new family - one that doesn't trespass in the yards of honest citizens.