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In the spirit of @sehurlburt on Twitter: I'm always open to helping with questions about systems engineering, network engineering, DNS, SRE, working at Google, working in the infosec business, starting a business without VC, or anything else you can think of!

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I'm Tim. I'm a geek. I love systems, networks, and software. I started DynDNS.org (now dyn.com, an Oracle company, of which I have no part). I now work at Google. All opinions are my own.

Bitcoin is fun to play with. Tor is becoming more and more important with each passing day. Crypto isn't just for nerds anymore.

The world's political situation is scary. Does anyone have any rocks I can hide under?

I just earned the 'Crisp as Day' badge on @untappd@twitter.com! untp.beer/s/b293689046

Jackpot! Boarding door closed, empty middle seat.

Damn, they claim the flight is completely full. We'll see if that's true...

Playing middle seat roulette for the flight to Curaçao - put us in window and aisle, in JetBlue "even more space", on the theory that people are less likely to pay the premium for the middle seat. We'll see how it works out...

TFW you notice you've been using the low current output from your portable battery so of course your phone is charging slowly...

I just pooped portal keys for all of the Fenway Park portals in front of a Yankees merchandise store at JFK T5. I hope a baseball and Ingress fan finds them and enjoys my joke.

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Because that heavy metal fork couldn’t do any damage…

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I also don't recommend getting old as that is also bad for you

Overheard on this too damned early flight: "it's five o'clock somewhere".

Yes. Here. In the morning. You're already drunk, you don't need more.

Conveniently forgetting that the majority of London is in the Western Hemisphere…

Feeling in need of an ark in Boston this morning.

Trust to walk back a statement in which he correctly observed that our streets are city property, not individual property. twitter.com/marty_walsh/status

All the snow in Boston is melted. @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com it’s proof that global warming is real today!

The wizard and the executioner are the most evil units in Clash Royale. Discuss.

I'm told I need to work harder to overload cantos.social with my tooting. Please help, what should I complain about on the Internet?

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How Trump's reckless tweets could shake Google Assistant's fragile stability

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Portland's top brass said it was OK to swipe your garbage--so we grabbed theirs

(submitted by kyleblarson)

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In 1995, Sun invented PAM.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.