Warning: consuming this whiskey may change the way you perceive time. #relativity
@tw I just had a screwdriver... at work.
@tw I work at a museum, and tonight we had a "mixer" (a social event with a band free to all) and I'm projecting tonight's film, too (we show films 4 times a week). So I came early to enjoy the mixer and made merry with friends.
@tw And I'm TOTALLY OK with that.