**Tim W** @tw · 2018-04-13T00:12:09Z

I just can't help it... every time a baseball announce says "the X-rays were negative" about a player's injury, I think "no bones, eh?"

I know they're saying "negative for a break", but to me the thing an X-ray "shows" without modifier is bones, so if it's negative... no bones!

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 00:15

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 00:15

@tw Day off.

**Tim W** @tw · Apr 13, 2018, 00:16

**Tim W** @tw · Apr 13, 2018, 00:16

@Ricardus if I don't have any bones left after an injury I sure hope I get more than a day off. :)

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 00:16

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 00:16

@tw I meant the Mets.

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 01:11

**Ricardus** @Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 13, 2018, 01:11

@tw 2018's gonna play out just like 1986!

**hypertext thomasson** @snoothy@a.weirder.earth · Apr 13, 2018, 02:53

**hypertext thomasson** @snoothy@a.weirder.earth · Apr 13, 2018, 02:53

@tw boneless baseball